Sunday, April 01, 2007

April 1st: Overkill

There are pranks and there are pranks. Only the gullible fall for them.

Kuwait Times' article about legalized alcohol in Kuwait was such a pathetic attempt. Yet I'm pretty sure many people fell for it. That is what I call overkill.

Personally, I'm glad alcohol isn't allowed in this country. What with the morons on the streets and the idiots 'gezzing' at the malls, all hell will break loose if you add a touch of alcohol in their bloodstreams. Not to mention our gigantic cesspit of morons neighboring us. We don't want you. We don't want stupid drunks chasing after our women and killing themselves in the process (the sober ones are killing themselves while doing it!). And good riddance to bad rubbish. Bahrain is already half-ruined because of our not-so-lovely neighbors. Add them to our current batch of idiotic kids, oh man...I don't want to imagine it.

Lets keep the alcohol on the black market. Its better there.

Go ahead, post your pissed off comments. Like I care. :)

Kuwait Times: You suck.

Arab Times: You already know my opinion of you.

FM 99.7 (SuperStation, my ass.): get rid of the lame "DJs" they suck, especially Vicky & Linda. Bring in the REAL talent. It's time to replace these fossilized specimens.

Did I miss anyone else?


MaXiE said...

loooool i think vicky is gone already though..
yeah i fell for the alcohol thingy it shocked the frick out of me..

eshda3wa said...

im so glad alchohol is not legal here!
inshala it never will be!

i think u covered everything

Negatively Charged said...

alcohol? who? when? where?!


Commenter said...

Also hags should know that you only prank on the FIRST of April, I got praked on the 9th or something...

moocherx said...

I'd be happy to keep alcohol on the black market too... so long as someone gave me directions to exactly where this black market is?!?!?!

Anonymous said...

It will be legalised very soon.
Wether you like it or not.
To drink or not to drink is a personal choice, and should not not be enforced upon you. As for bahrain being messed up by saudi arabia.. well their economy needs it, bahrain still remains poor, despite what you might hear. thier royal family depends on hand outs from our ruling family and saudi royal family.

Anonymous said...

Alcohol will never be legalized in Kuwait. Maybe legalized drinking zones, but as a whole. It still will be illegal. As for drinking, we already have fucked up people in this country, why make it worse & give them something that fucks things up even more?

Moocherx: Go to the nearest foreign embassy. :P

Intlxpatr said...

I think that train has already left the station . . . it may not be legal, but alcohol seems to be plentiful, according to the arrest statistics.

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