Sunday, April 30, 2006

A Letter To The President

Dear Mr. President,

If
war breaks out between Iran and the U.S.

If the U.S. decided to use tactical nuclear warheads.


If Iran decides to retaliate on ALL U.S. assets (as mentioned in the news.).


If the U.S. bombed the Iranian nuclear reactors and facilities.


We are S-C-R-E-W-E-D.


Several scenario reports have been issued by Australia & the UK about this imminent catastrophe. Depending on weather conditions, we may either be affected lightly with serious long-term radiation effects. Or the fallout will be catastrophic with the death rate steadily rising over the years.

Either way, we are still S-C-R-E-W-E-D.

Remember Chernobyl. They are still suffering after 20 years.

So where will we go if Iran has been attacked? Doesn't anyone care about us? Don't you care about the economical, political and most of all the HUMANITARIAN fallout this may have not just on a single nation. But WORLDWIDE?

Tell me asshole President of the United States: Are you willing to sacrifice not hundreds, nor thousands...But millions of lives for such a lost cause?


Sincerely,

A Pissed Off Kuwaiti Citizen

P.S. Your bill with God is growing longer and longer by the minute. The debt collector will come a-knockin' on your door soon.

Thursday, April 27, 2006

Scientific Breakthroughs


A dedicated team of scientists have finally made a breakthrough study in which they may have found THE Cure! Read on my fellow friends, bloggers and netizens. The article may be found here

My faith in science is pretty non-existent, right?

Monday, April 24, 2006

Dazed & Confused

Through the babble of dream voices & the incoherent background chatter, I heard my name over and over again. My awareness slowly came to me and with a mind of their own, my eyelids jerked open. Despite my weakly protesting brain, I finally woke up and registered the fact that it's still sort of dark outside. I closed my eyes for a few seconds then grudgingly opened one to peer at the clock next to me. Crap it's 7:00 already and it's still dark? Not a good sign.

I found myself listening to the whirring of my electric toothbrush & stared at it wondering how it got there. Oh.

*BLANK*

"Onetallkenyatogopleasethankyou." Shit, how did I get to Starbucks already? I looked at my watch on the mobile, 15 minutes left.

*BLANK*

Faintly I remembered some crappy country music and then Linda's irritating voice slowly eating it's way through to the core of my very TEETH. I switched off the radio and finally my brain registered the fact that I'm parked already. Someone waved, I waved back. Someone else nodded, I bared my teeth at him.

Amazingly I survived the trip to work not even realizing how I got here. I haven't experienced this phenomenon in quite awhile.

Well...I'm finally awake after my 3rd coffee. 1 hour down, 8 more to go.

Oh and I wasn't late, will wonders ever cease?

Saturday, April 22, 2006

Dude, Where Are My Pockets?!

First of all, those laptops I posted about previously...are FAKE. Yep, sorry to disappoint you, they're only a hoax. If such Powerbooks existed (no they're not Macbooks Jax ;p) then you'd think Steve Jobs would be BOUNCING up on stage to announce them already. Anyway, sexy piece of work if you ask me.

Second of all, my birthday is on September 29th.

Third of all, I'm here at work. Apparently don't have much to do, yet. Sipping my coffee and wondering where the hell is the rest of my department. I had to go outside to make sure there ARE people working. Something has mysteriously kidnapped my workmates. Hmm. Less mouths to feed.

I discovered that my lab coat has NO pockets. When I came in this morning I checked the other guys' lab coats, they all got pockets. I can SEE where the pockets are stitched on, but they're totally stitched all around! Now why in hell did I get a lab coat with NO pockets? Is it a message? Do they expect me to sit there & pick out the thread? This country is suffering a serious shortage of pockets. I may have to start a "Wish A Pocket Fund" sometime soon.

Besides, where the hell am I going to put my lucky 1 fils?

Oh, to make my day better...my monitor has just lost its colors and I see everything this color. Will someone put me out of this misery? Is it me or am I typing in invisible ink? I CAN'T SEE WHAT I'M TYPING.

I WANT pockets! <-- I can see that.



Wednesday, April 19, 2006

On Blogging


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Communication problems anyone?

Tuesday, April 18, 2006

Gorgeous!







Hey everyone! I'm baaaaaaaaack! My birthday happens to be today & tomorrow & the day after, so you already got the hint, right? ;)

Tuesday, April 04, 2006

The Black Diamond

A jewel from Sony Ericsson..