I SHAVED mah HEAD!
w0o0o...i feel a breeze...*sobs* my silky haaaaaair! *bawls*
First time I shaved my head in like..uhmm...I don't really remember. As I sat there in the barber's chair..he looked at me & the dialogue goes as follows:
Moe: ha zayerna elyoum, le7ya?
Me: la abeek etgare3ni.
Moe: na3am? *stares* men sejek?
Me: ee gare3ni kho kaifi MOKHI! (shako mokhi sara7a madri.)
Moe: besmellah ilra7man ilra7eem...*starts rolling up his sleeves*
Me: shayefni kharoof il3eed? yakhi magelna thebee7a! (i DID have long hair)
Moe laughs crazily & proceeded to wield that fearsome buzzing shaving machine thru my hair....as it falls...
to the floor.. *stifles a sob*
I walk out about an hour later, & felt like someone put a fucking snow making machine blowing thru my hair...err...i mean over my HEAD. Brrr! COLD!
I look in the mirror while driving...who the hell is that? Oh...
myyyy haaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiir *wails*
G'nite y'all...starting work tomorrow, today..uhh..whatever.