Saturday, December 03, 2005

Jumpin' Jahoobies!


The Mandinka tribe of Gambia, Africa, adheres to a religious practice completely unique to its people -- they worship actress Salma Hayek's breasts!

While most primitive societies tend to pray to animal or ancestral spirits, or to stars and planets as the Mandinkans once did, that all changed in 1995.

Mandinkan farmer Danjuma Kianga remembers, through an interpreter, the moment it happened.

"As a special treat, Chief Tuamanguluka arranged for a movie to be shown here for the first time ever. The movie was Desperado, starring the blessed Salma Hayek as Carolina, a beautiful woman who works for the local drug lord."

When Hayek first appeared on screen, the Mandinkans were blown away by the sight of the 36C-25-37 actress. "Everyone gasped -- men, women, and children," recalls Kianga. "Salma was breathtakingly exquisite. She gave off a force, a light, an energy that came right through the screen and entered our very souls."

After that screening, all any of the Mandinkans could talk about was Salma Hayek -- her looks, her spirit, her energy.

I swear you just can't make this stuff up.

Jay: Thanks for the hilarious email! ;)


Jay said...


Jay said...

e7em .. ense6alt men el pic .. HAIL THE BREASTS!

Jacqui said...

Hmm, Interesting but why Salma Hayek when Pamela Anderson is more popular in the breast area isn't she? ;r

or even Anna Nicole Smith ;r There are plenty other than Salma ;/

But she is still hot ;p

Sty said...

LoooL.. What next? Angelina's Lips?

McArabian said...

I read somewhere that Selma Hayek has perfect porportions for a woman - so yeah, I can see it :)

Anonymous said...

jay: wipe the drool off of ur chin!

jackie: breast implants might be against their religion? or maybe its a sign of evilness? lol

sty: i wouldnt be surprised if the Angelina Jolie Lips Worship started in Pakistan now ;p

mcarabian: i didnt know that piece of info..i prefer monica belluci myself tho :)

Swair. said...

wahahahaha... why aren't my breasts being worshiped?!?!?!! :p

Anonymous said...

swair: there's a secret cult in the catacombs under my house that actually worship ur breasts ;p

Swair. said...

yaayy!! THANK GOD! i would've been depressed for three days if nobody worshipped my breasts :p LOL